(Source: joyfuck, via baby-ggerard)

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(via macklemoress)

handstagrams:

poop

(Source: hyqf, via curls-and-stripes)

(Source: zensmolek, via lourrymypassion)

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quitefinished:

i’m so worried louis is never going to stop getting hotter i don’t know what to do

(via lourrymypassion)

(Source: thesmuggledplum, via quidditchcaptain)

fyeahmohawks:

http://kvltpunx.tumblr.com/

bulls-in-the-bbc:

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

I’d also bang him though

(Source: crawl1ngbacktoyou, via macklemoress)

bestivals:

+

#10 bucks says that isn’t water lmao

(Source: lovefatesoulmates, via stylesedwurd)

gallifrey-feels:

l-uxury:

adnrewscott:

angrybagel:

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table

“it’s a deep dish!”

what the hell is wrong with this website

We like pizza and not babies.

(via macklemoress)

(Source: hyqf, via horan5eva)

acousticechelon:

I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR

(via ohgodsdrarry)

quidditchcaptain:

Michael and I in Miami on Thursday